{"id":3357,"date":"2016-07-19T11:00:33","date_gmt":"2016-07-19T16:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/?p=3357"},"modified":"2016-07-19T13:48:12","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T18:48:12","slug":"reviews-love-in-the-time-of-monsters-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/reviews-love-in-the-time-of-monsters-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEWS: Love in the Time of Monsters (2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/uJZDfxbF-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"uJZDfxbF\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-3217\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/uJZDfxbF-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/uJZDfxbF-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/uJZDfxbF.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 81px) 100vw, 81px\" \/>Cheesy themed vacation destination + toxic waste = zombies in Bigfoot outfits = The key to my heart.<\/p>\n<p>The story centers around Marla as she reluctantly accompanies her sister Carla to surprise her fianc\u00e9 after she finds out he\u2019s taken a summer job at a gimmicky lodge. When they come into contact with toxic water (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/reviews-zombeavers-2014\/\" target=\"_blank\">a common zombie theme<\/a>), the costumed employees go a bit off script.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/love-in-the-time-of-monsters-58.jpg\" alt=\"love-in-the-time-of-monsters-58\" width=\"474\" height=\"237\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3544\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/love-in-the-time-of-monsters-58.jpg 474w, http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/love-in-the-time-of-monsters-58-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In the event of a zombie swarm, the only thing I can think of that is worse than being turned is it happening while wearing a ridiculous uniform. I mean, if I\u2019m going to be an undead menace, I would at least like to be a <em>scary<\/em> undead menace. But when it comes to watching a zombie swarm, it\u2019s pretty satisfying seeing the disgruntled Bigfoot impersonators of Uncle Slavko\u2019s All-American Family Lodge develop a taste for human flesh.<\/p>\n<p>The film has all your classic horror archetypes, but treats them in a refreshingly new way. The weird bearded guy who lives nearby knows he\u2019s the kooky neighbor. When some of the others take refuge with him and tell him to call the police, he sort of sighs and says, \u201cKid, I\u2019m an angry old man who lives in a shack in the woods. I don\u2019t have a phone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Love In The Time of Monsters (2015) FULL TRAILER\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/K6x-5l-EzXs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>When the group of survivors is mulling over their options for getting the lodge doctor (who, despite the chaos, is still dressed as Abe Lincoln) the samples he needs to cobble together a cure, the only non-zombie Bigfoot left gets exasperated, shouting, \u201cYou\u2019re going to kill more people than you\u2019re going to save! That\u2019s how these things always go!\u201d I\u2019ll let you guess whether or not he makes it through to the end.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"alignright\"><p>It\u2019s more Club Dread than Camp Crystal Lake&#8230;but it&#8217;s still enjoyable to watch.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>LOVE IN THE TIME OF MONSTERS<\/strong> is campy horror at its finest, anchored by skilled veteran actors, punctuated by snappy dialogue, and propelled forward on continuous waves of gore. It\u2019s more <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29KHqVt\" target=\"_blank\">CLUB DREAD<\/a> than Camp Crystal Lake, with some of the characters coming across a bit over-the-top, but it&#8217;s still enjoyable to watch.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s brief nudity, but it\u2019s amusing nudity involving a menagerie of zombie woodland creatures and a lot of blood. There\u2019s a rousing battle cry of \u201cWe love family vacations!\u201d There\u2019s an all-you-can-eat pie buffet. There\u2019s this guy:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/monster07-clip.jpg\" alt=\"monster07-clip\" width=\"474\" height=\"237\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3545\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/monster07-clip.jpg 474w, http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/monster07-clip-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The film is available both on DVD and VOD, though bonus features are only on the physical copy. I watched it VOD, but I\u2019d be intrigued to see just how much bonus content is on the DVD and whether or not it makes it worth paying a few more dollars.<\/p>\n<h4>RATING<\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/08brains.jpg\" alt=\"08brains\" width=\"474\" height=\"37\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2060\" \/><\/p>\n<h4>HELP US BY ORDERING THE MOVIE VIA THIS LINK!<\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Love-Time-Monsters-Doug-Jones\/dp\/B00PULRLII\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1468699712&#038;sr=8-1&#038;keywords=love+in+the+time+of+monsters&#038;linkCode=li2&#038;tag=g2v-20&#038;linkId=60c04c66c7cda509489b3fdf39c276e9\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&#038;ASIN=B00PULRLII&#038;Format=_SL160_&#038;ID=AsinImage&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;WS=1&#038;tag=g2v-20\" ><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=g2v-20&#038;l=li2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B00PULRLII\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cheesy themed vacation destination + toxic waste = zombies in Bigfoot outfits = The key to my heart. The story centers around Marla as she reluctantly accompanies her sister Carla to surprise her fianc\u00e9 after she finds out he\u2019s taken a summer job at a gimmicky lodge. When they come into contact with toxic water &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/reviews-love-in-the-time-of-monsters-2014\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">REVIEWS: Love in the Time of Monsters (2014)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[442],"tags":[510,504],"class_list":["post-3357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reviews","tag-love-in-the-time-of-monsters","tag-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3357"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3540,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions\/3540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atbpublishing.com\/g2vpodcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}